Mayor Changes Name
Friday, March 31, 2006 - 7:07am
Madison – In yet another move to make Madison city government more user friendly, Mayor Dave Cieslewicz announced today that he would streamline his own name effective tomorrow, April 1st.
“I know that my name is long and difficult to pronounce,” the Mayor confided. “I’ve been told that school children and television news anchors have been brought to tears when confronted with the need to pronounce it. People just shouldn’t have to go through that.”
So, effective April 1st the mayor will change his name to Al Cieslewicz. “Al is half the number of letters in Dave, so it will save everyone time and effort,” Cieslewicz said.
- George Twigg, 608-266-4611